Bushlove Racing: Bushlove Du. The Brut 33 and Blue Stratus version

That's right, in Bushlove its not about the Threesome but more the Dusome. Fastest Man and Tiger decided to touch up on some running and biking skills, with a Scorching Duathlon. Being of running thoroughbred origin Tiger was comfortable on his feet and Fastest Man... well just being Fastest Man and a good roadie was comfort in itself.

Here is a quick race brief.

Fastest Man donning the BLR White Kit

Tiger BLR Black Kit

Once upon a time there were two little boys, one the of the two was an angel, he wore pure white and never misbehaved. The other wore Black and never listened to anything he was told.

This particular day they set off on an adventure of the Upper Hutt kind. Yes, this meant a couple of sprays of Brut 33 and the local Hutt girls set chase. Tiger being the prettiest of the two, feared for his life and set off at a cracking pace for the first 10km run. By halfway Tiger had a decent minute back to 3rd & 4th with Andrew Young (Who obviously opted for the more desirable Blue Stratus scent) powering off the front. Fastest Man backed his chances with the local girls so eased up for a little flirtation with death.

Into T1 (bit of Tri talk there, sorry ;) it means Transition 1) Tiger's years of experience in the sport of Triathlon showed and he wasted the good part of 30secs looking for his bike. Meanwhile 3rd place smashed T1 to come out ahead. Off on the Road Bikes with Girls in Holden's chasing.

Fastest Man finally realising the attention he was getting the the Local Girls, was not one he really desired. As the power went down the Locals Girls could only watch as their prize rode off like a Ford V8 into the distance. Back in 5th place, Tiger tempted fate as the lavish girls in fluffy Ugg Boots greedily pawed at his black lycra. Fastest Man still fearing for his life, engaged Roadie Legs to take the fastest bike time of the day.

Into T2 (See there, did it again) with transitions as smooth as a teenage pimpled face. We were off on the 2nd run. Fastest Man chasing 1st place and Tiger being chased to save face. 5km of painful hills climbing in excess of 5mtrs per lap.

Fastest Man = 3rd

Tiger = 4th

Mc Ds = Winner!

All done with Eliting the Tri World, we thought it only fit we Elite the local Mc Ds.