How to be like Fastest Man 101
>> Tuesday, November 9, 2010
If you're anything like me you ask yourself every night before going to bed "How do I become "Fastest Man", I am about to divulge all . Stalking... Nooo, we'll not much anyway.
Take one part "Fastest Walker"
Add a dirty "Fastest Roadie"
Mixed together should give you something that looks like this to start to live and breath everything he did.
Breakfast of champions, yes that is Raw Sugar on Rice Bubbles and Peaches
Dress the same:
There were times I got soo close he was mesmerizing....
Some lost tack of the goal at hand...
Yes Davo it is a Toaster...
Others tried to mimic his race style. No NOT both feet on the ground at the same time, slow enough but NOT a champion walker there...
Sexy as this man is, NOT Fastest Man's Wardrobe colours (Thanks to Wardrobe Flair for dressing Fastest Man)...
Others have tried getting in the pants of Fastest Man and come up short:
So after days/weeks of stalking I came up with only answer... HTFU Pills!!!! See you all at Makara for the final round of the PNP Bicycle Series.
My advice to you all "Never eat Fruit Burst Clusters"
4 Comments & cheeky remarks:
You use too much hair product to be like Ed. He likes the 70's nether region hair escaping the Speedo look. Just on his head.
You buy much hair product these days Davo?
I am going to yell cluster! cluster! cluster! at you Tiger and see if that helps 'spur' you on.
Only one product real men need for their hair. Clippers.
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