Fresh Meaty Shanks - Crosslings Join The Stupidity
>> Wednesday, December 2, 2009
After copious amounts of begging via phone, letter, email and telegram, from Mrs Crossling to HQ here in Sparta; a meeting was called in Bushlove HQ to debate the potential debutants.
The gathered warriors surmised that the men of Crossling did fit the bill - and the motion was passed. Much to the relief of their female relatives, who had come in from Masterton to pleasure us with stuffed vine leaves, wine and RJ's licqorice chocolate logs (sponsor us please), to help sweeten the deal.
Ed and Al bolster the Team's already diverse make up of Manscaping Metrosexuals's, Macho men, Ginger's, Kids, Asians's and Strippers; by adding a "Fastest Man" and a Strawberry Blonde.
Its great to have you on board men. Welcome to the stupidity and devoid of charm or meaning, Bushlove Racing Team.
Leonidas - Club Sec.
5 Comments & cheeky remarks:
Great additions to the team and more meat for DD to drool over.
As you can tell from BGA's efforts persistence is the key to winning, not only do I still owe him a bike clean but his dream has finally come true and he has been accepted into the Bushlove Racing Team.
Ed has some long lost secrets that will no doubt come out of the woodwork like the Fastest Rider NG@A. P.S Nice burns pe heee
Wow more riders in the team roster. I don't know that I will love them as much as I love the rest of the team, but I am sure like their skills, attractiveness and ability will increase now that they are in the BLRT, that my love (and drool volumes) will increase.
Blind, old, injured, asian, short, toothless, strawberry blonde, sideburned BLRT babies FTW.
I too look forward to what the the horse and the strawberry blonde can do with the backing of the might BLRT.
If you keep upgrading your riders like this will you be selling off your ex-demo riders?
BGA, now that I have been in jim-jams drinking tea, eating cookies and watching Bruno with you, I feel you (not literally) are one of the BLR family. Now about your clothing style......
You know Ed just possibly grabbed a baguette and rode back to the start that day eh?
About time BGA got some bushlove!
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